Random Pearls

1. It takes a trained ear to distinguish a triangle chime from a mallet striking xylophone bells.
2. Facebook gives the phrase "I saw the writing on the wall" a whole new meaning.
3. If you ask, then you will know, and no longer be in limbo (David).
4. When attempting to achieve a rallentando, it is generally best to slow down.
5. Don't tell short people they're short (apparently).
6. Don't call Heidi's cell. If you do, she will hang up on you, and then text you her home number.